Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Like A Plague of Locusts
Come in Walter, come in. What can I do for you? Thank you for seeing me Carl. I know you're a busy man.
So what have you brought me?
Well take a look at this chocolate bar and tell me what you see.
Looks pretty ordinary to me. The wrapper is obviously poorly made Russian paper. Can I open it?
The chocolate looks like it's been melted just enough to hide the lettering. Why... this is just Hershey's chocolate make to look like some Soviet product. Are they really that desperate?
That's right they are taking our supplies and making it look like they are made in the Soviet Union. They are doing the same with cigarettes and even Spam. They are actually opening the cans of Spam and re-canning it.
Why those sneaky sons of bitches.
This stuff is flooding the Soviet market places. They are stripping the territory they invaded of every consumer item they can find and repackaging it to make it look like it's made in the mother land. From the other reports we seen they're using our supplies to augment the Lend Lease equipment we have already given them.
What are they doing with the C-Rations?
They're giving them to the soldiers. They're not even hiding that. I guess it tastes so bad they don't care if the folks back home know where it came from. The spoils of war etc.
It's like a plague of locusts.