'Prepare to come about...helm alee...tighten the jib you idiot!
What the hell are you doing you son of a cow!
What is that, a whale? Look at the size of that thing. It' longer than our boat. No wake. Damn it's coming right at us.
'Hard a starboard and prepare for a collision!'
Oh shit here it comes...wait it went right under us...didn't even touch the keel. There it is on the port side.
'What is that Mario?'
I cannot tell Capitan. Looks like a whale but it has no tail and it is diving deeper.
Jesus he's right it has no tail and it is going deeper. Looks like its pregnant whatever it is. Losing sight of it now...it must be going 5 knots or so. What a strange creature. Well I guess I've seen stranger.
'Back to the jib Mario, get your ass moving!'
'Aye Capitan but what was that?'
'Just a whale Mario'
'I think not Capitan. It is too late in the year and they never come here anyway.'
'No time for that now Mario...see to the jib! No whale is going to cause us to lose a sail.